Some of the big Super Bowl commercials we saw included Doritos’ chip-chomping goat, a Minnesota office guy who went Jamaican to chill out for VW and a trainer’s reunion with his Budweiser Clydesdale. Geeks were big in 2013 with hottie Bar Refaeli kissing a nerd for GoDaddy and a geek getting bounced by a robotic showgirl for KIA. Celebs we saw doing pitches included Amy Poehler, Kaley Cuoco, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Psy, Willem Dafoe and Tracy Morgan.
MEMORABLE ADS
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Doritos had a chip-chomping goat that was up for sale. After clearing the house of snacks, he turned on his owner’s Doritos stash.
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A Minnesota office guy got loose with a Jamaican accent for VW.
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A teen went solo on a wild prom night in his dad’s Audi.
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Don’t kick the tires of a KIA Forte. Robot showgirls are apt to kick geeks across the showroom floor.
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A trainer was reunited with his Budweiser Clydesdale at a parade to the sound of Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide.”
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Hottie Bar Refaeli kissed a computer nerd for GoDaddy.
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Coke gave us a wild bus race through the desert chase with cowboys and showgirls.
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Hyundai’s Santa Fe celebrated parental secrets with “Don’t Tell.”
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Ram Trucks presented an ode to farmers to the sound of late broadcaster Paul Harvey's "So God Made a Farmer."
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Old folks had a crazy night on the town for Taco Bell.
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Subway showed us that Jared is still thin after 15 years.
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Speed Stick’s first Super Bowl ad had a guy getting caught with a hottie’s panties at the laundromat.
CELEBRITY APPEARANCES
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Amy Poehler dropped by Best Buy to ask of a Samsung tablet, "How many hilarious movies starring me will this play before running out of juice?"
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson donned a milk mustache in an action-flick send-up for Got Milk?
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30 Rock star Tracy Morgan pitched for the sports drink MiO Fit.
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The Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco played Toyota's wish-granting genie. She kept conjuring up miserable results for a regular guy.
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Beyonce’s halftime show was preceded by a Pepsi spot featuring around 1,000 fan-submitted photos that formed the image of one person jumping to her song “Countdown.”
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Kate Upton went slow-motion to do some car washing in denim cutoffs for Mercedes-Benz.
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Psy donned a pistachio suit to go Gangnam-style for Paramount Farms pistachios.
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Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana was joined by his old 49ers teammate Ronnie Lott in fumbling a football thief.
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Willem Defoe was a devil looking to buy a soul in exchange for a Mercedes to the tune of "Sympathy for the Devil," with appearances by Usher and Kate Upton.
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Go Daddy featured Danica Patrick as a pilot in an ad urging people to put their ideas online.
